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Title: Kiwi land today
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on April 18, 2013, 08:22:29 am
So Craigy - I hear you can get hitched, across the ditch, now legally?
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: GMC on April 18, 2013, 08:46:04 am
New Zealand has now come up with a novel way of bringing in more tourists.
I heard unconfirmed reports it was an idea implemented by TMbill :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Marc.com on April 18, 2013, 09:32:16 am
Yeah the Mrs and I voted against it..... 

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Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: eno on April 18, 2013, 10:12:00 am
Yeah what ever, what confounds me is why anyone would seek to get married.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Davey Crocket on April 18, 2013, 10:14:24 am
I was going to say something but now I dont have to.....farken homo's.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: TM BILL on April 18, 2013, 10:25:31 am
Geoffery i am a great supporter of live and let live  ;D

Marc you make a lovley couple  :)

Eno i hear yer  ;D but i cant cook so its a nessescity  ;D

Joan you gotta lighten up FFS  ::) than door on your closet has been creaking open for years  ;D embrace the inner Joan  :) lifes not a practice  ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: suzuki59 on April 18, 2013, 11:03:22 am
Its ironic that the biggest red-neck on this thread is an ex Kiwi (Joan).

Dearest petal Rosco, if I ever turn, you will be the last person to receive an offer-I prefer my partners under a tenth of tonne.
Flour costs a lot these days.

(PS before the moral police come running, I want to state that I am not a red-neck, I dont care what people do in their own homes, as long as it doesnt affect me- I dont give a crap).
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on April 18, 2013, 11:22:19 am
ha ha - took a while but got a bite!  Craigy - don't kid your self I would like an offer - keep you dayglo dalmation riding gear to yourself  ;D  I have standards you know
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: suzuki59 on April 18, 2013, 11:34:19 am
Mate,sorry I was trying to make a dollar.
 ;D
Looks like you are playing hard to get.....
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Viper79 on April 18, 2013, 12:06:25 pm
I heard a good quote on the radio this morning..

"They should be allowed to get married so they can suffer just like the rest of us"
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Sorelegs11 on April 18, 2013, 12:22:28 pm
HOMOPHOBIA - It saved my arse ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: suzuki59 on April 18, 2013, 01:12:54 pm
I heard a good quote on the radio this morning..

"They should be allowed to get married so they can suffer just like the rest of us"
Love it-so true.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: evo550 on April 18, 2013, 04:58:25 pm
Why would they want to get married, don't they know marriage is responsible for 100% of divorces in this country? ::)
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: 09.0 on April 18, 2013, 06:16:51 pm
I reckon bisexuals are the ones that have got it sussed. They've doubled their chances of getting laid!
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: oldfart on April 18, 2013, 07:06:14 pm
Joan ... with abit of luck a new strain of "AIDS"   will develop and we should be rid of the Homo's along with  "Green party"
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Simo63 on April 19, 2013, 10:45:17 am
I reckon bisexuals are the ones that have got it sussed. They've doubled their chances of getting laid!

Yeah Brad but if you double nothing you end up with nothing  ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Marc.com on April 19, 2013, 11:44:25 am
Joan ... with abit of luck a new strain of "AIDS"   will develop and we should be rid of the Homo's along with  "Green party"

hmmm wishing for a new killer virus, yep that makes sense, its a bit like wishing for another bush fire, bomb blast, war .... I mean have some empathy and be careful what you wish for
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: bazza on April 19, 2013, 02:29:11 pm
Could be worse we could have Julia!!!
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: pancho on April 19, 2013, 04:09:13 pm
So Craigy - I hear you can get hitched, across the ditch, now legally?
Is that some sort of a proposal?  ;D                                              or proposition? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: bazza on April 19, 2013, 05:37:05 pm
julia and firkos love child helen clarke??
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: firko on April 19, 2013, 10:14:57 pm
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Joan ... with abit of luck a new strain of "AIDS"   will develop and we should be rid of the Homo's along with  "Green party"
Dissapointing attitude Stu. I'd have thought you'd be a bit more understanding and compassionate than that. Wishing that terrible disease on anyone isn't a good look, especially in a more enlightened 2013. I thought we'd moved on from the homophobia of last century.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: oldfart on April 20, 2013, 07:29:44 am
"Luck " and "wishing" are 2 different words with different meanings.
 Ok then I'm stuck in the last century, a bit like the bikes I ride.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: firko on April 20, 2013, 12:02:28 pm
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"Luck " and "wishing" are 2 different words with different meanings.
 Ok then I'm stuck in the last century, a bit like the bikes I ride.
I don't quite understand the meaning behind the first sentence but understand too well the second. Nothing personal Stewie but I believe that this would be a much better world if we didn't judge people by their sexuality, religion, appearance and political belief and regarded people purely by how they are as individuals. Most of the problems in this world stem from intolerance or hate.

Sorry for the thread hijack but I had to say something.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Mutch on April 20, 2013, 12:15:37 pm
Well you Homo's beat us in the league last night again so that should make yah happy
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: firko on April 20, 2013, 12:35:37 pm
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Well you Homo's beat us in the league last night again so that should make yah happy
Not as happy as when we get the Bledisloe Cup back later this year.
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: Davey Crocket on April 20, 2013, 12:57:09 pm
Now that is a rediculous statement Firko....you have as much chance of that than NSW winning the State of Origin....what was that song......Dreamer, your nothing but a dreamer.... ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: firko on April 20, 2013, 01:12:38 pm
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Now that is a rediculous statement Firko....you have as much chance of that than NSW winning the State of Origin....what was that song......Dreamer, your nothing but a dreamer....  

Everybody...sing along ;D

"The Impossible Dream"
from MAN OF LA MANCHA (1972)
music by Mitch Leigh and lyrics by Joe Darion
                                                         
.
  To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how far

To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to march into Hell
For a heavenly cause

And I know if I'll only be true
To this glorious quest
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
When I'm laid to my rest

And the world will be better for this
That one man, scorned and covered with scars
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable star
 
 
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: pancho on April 20, 2013, 01:47:51 pm
 Could REALLY reach that LAST NOTE Firko! :o ;D
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: bazza on April 20, 2013, 02:33:11 pm
Hone heke. Like the warriors our unzud leauge team beats then selves
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: bazza on April 20, 2013, 02:35:22 pm
Now now Firko,just because your super 15 teams are wipping the Unzud teams does not mean you will win the bledisloe back. I will have to talk to the doctor about those drugs you are on!!!
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: firko on April 20, 2013, 03:37:54 pm
Without Cheatin' Richie and with Carter 2 seasons past his best, this might be our best shot for a long time. ::)
Title: Re: Kiwi land today
Post by: 35elsinore on April 20, 2013, 09:06:15 pm
This thread is a crack up [pardon the pun]

We dont get many bum sniffers this half of oz