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Title: hoony
Post by: paul on April 06, 2008, 03:09:36 pm
hows the new arrivial
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 06, 2008, 04:16:01 pm
all good thanks Paul.

Mrs Hoony should be home tomorrow and her apprentice a day or so later. off to hospital soon. been busy being Mr Mum with Rhiannon who is 3 and half years old  ::).

Thanks for all your kind words on the other thread guys much appreciated. :)

Title: Re: hoony
Post by: magoo on April 06, 2008, 04:56:50 pm
Congrats young Hoony, all the best to the cheese and kisses as well. Please tell me she looks nothing like you.
Onya mate
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Post by: Tony T on April 06, 2008, 06:09:01 pm
Some bloody good news for a change.
Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Hoony.  ;D
Have you got a bike picked out yet?
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Post by: Lozza on April 06, 2008, 06:13:16 pm
Congrats Mr & Mrs Hoony and the youngun' Maybe they can show you how to get spark on that 500? ;D
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Post by: Tim754 on April 06, 2008, 07:46:57 pm
Neat!!!! ;) ;D Tim
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Post by: VMX Andrew on April 06, 2008, 07:48:37 pm
congratulations hoony.... :)
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 06, 2008, 09:24:15 pm
Congrats Mr & Mrs Hoony and the youngun' Maybe they can show you how to get spark on that 500? ;D

Had that one coming hey lozza  ;D

Congrats young Hoony, all the best to the cheese and kisses as well. Please tell me she looks nothing like you.
Onya mate

Thankfully she does not have my ugly mug, do you stock CR soft toys Magoo?   ;)
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: DJRacing on April 07, 2008, 04:51:56 pm
Hoony congratulations on your new arrival, best you go out and get a new old bike to celebrate.
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Post by: YZ250H on April 07, 2008, 05:09:21 pm
Well done Hoony, congratulations mate.
Does that  mean you can come to CD5 now  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: DJRacing on April 07, 2008, 05:12:31 pm
I agree YZ250, he should be able to come to CD5 now, 3 days of stress relief, it will have to last him a life time.  ;)   ;D
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: YZ250H on April 07, 2008, 05:17:49 pm
That's exactly right DJ.  Stress relief for me too - leaving the missus with the mother in law, Miss 2.5, Mr 14 months and the one in the oven.  Bring it on - 8).
C'mon Hoony - how about it mate??
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 07, 2008, 09:53:52 pm
you Guys............

Mrs Hoony and Mini Hoony get home tomorrow. 

Now maybe... just maybe i can stay up all night wash the floors, Vac the carpet, do the dishes and washing, get a roast on the go for tomorrow, do some serious groundwork & sweet  talking ...................... ::)
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: GMC on April 07, 2008, 10:49:16 pm
Congrats Hoony, glad to hear it all went OK.

Maybe the missus needs a week away at Newcastle to recover :D
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Tony T on April 08, 2008, 04:58:32 am
Hey Hoony
Just do what I do. School holidays start next week, so I'm taking the family down to the river for a couple of days.
And when we get there, I just "happen" to notice a couple of old Mercedes cars for sale...........  :D
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Graeme M on April 08, 2008, 06:17:49 am
Congratulations Mr & Mrs Hoony, glad all is well with the new arrival. But CD5 in just a couple of weeks? Now, that WOULD  take some serious sucking up. Maybe even stop reading dirtbike mags at the dinner table?
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 08, 2008, 07:47:11 am
Thanks guys, i have been racking my brains to work out which angle to come from. we have all been there i am sure.

as a wise old bloke told me once

"there is only too ways to work women out, and no bloke knows either of them"  ::)

i think rubiks cubes are easer to work out actually
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: paul on April 08, 2008, 08:03:42 am
you  have to get her to make you go . so then you wont be the bad guy  for going  ,SHE WILL BE THINKING .HIS NEW DAUGHTER HAS JUST COME HOME AND HE WANTS TO GO  AWAY  MMMMMMMM  WONT BE IMPRESSED ,
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Post by: suzuki27 on April 08, 2008, 08:06:48 am
That reminds me of a Steve Martin gag : "You know that look women get on there faces when they want to have sex....................No ,neither do I."
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: yzhilly on April 08, 2008, 08:13:59 am
Hey Hoony there's room in with me & kb and we could squeeze another bike in as my pitbike is not gonna make it.
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: paul on April 08, 2008, 08:21:55 am
THAT THE PROBLEM HE HAD SEX AND DIDNT LOOK AT THE CALENDER  , CHECK YOUR CALLENDER BEFORE HAND NEXT TIME , I  AM VERY RELUCTANT THESE DAYS JUST IN CASE A BIG TREE FALLS OVER AND I CANT GO TO WORK  LOL
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 08, 2008, 08:33:57 am
Hey Hoony there's room in with me & kb and we could squeeze another bike in as my pitbike is not gonna make it.

Thanks Hilly, i was hoping that was the case if i managed to swing it. its very doubtfull at best as you can understand and i am a realist, so if i miss this one there are more rides to come. i figure if i do swing it it will be held against me for eternity and beyond as sheila's do.

so what i am saying Hilly is plan for me as a DNS and we will see if i get beyond scutineering & briefing and make the grid  :D
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 08, 2008, 08:35:38 am
you  have to get her to make you go . so then you wont be the bad guy  for going  ,SHE WILL BE THINKING .HIS NEW DAUGHTER HAS JUST COME HOME AND HE WANTS TO GO  AWAY  MMMMMMMM  WONT BE IMPRESSED ,

 now that's an angle, (did you learn this or was taught) any suggestions Paul ?
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Tony T on April 08, 2008, 08:37:37 am
THAT THE PROBLEM HE HAD SEX AND DIDNT LOOK AT THE CALENDER  , CHECK YOUR CALLENDER BEFORE HAND NEXT TIME

I need a calendar to remember the last time.......................  ::)
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: yzhilly on April 08, 2008, 08:38:45 am
No worries Hoony if you get the pass we will get ya there .!!!
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Hoony on April 08, 2008, 08:40:54 am
THAT THE PROBLEM HE HAD SEX AND DIDNT LOOK AT THE CALENDER  , CHECK YOUR CALLENDER BEFORE HAND NEXT TIME

I need a calendar to remember the last time.......................  ::)


Tony, there is probably enough of us to get another print run of THAT calendar
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: paul on April 08, 2008, 03:08:09 pm
you need some help  with your problem hoony  let me think on it
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: paul on April 08, 2008, 03:34:45 pm
most im portant is to find a leverage point
 1  does she take bribes  $$$$$$$$$ and how much can you afford
 2  you can alway get grand ma to stay over and help settle the new baby. grannys love that stuff
 or you can say that now that your not going  youve invited 300 off your closest friends over on that weekend to wet th babys head.
mine allways says i dont want that riff raff around here  allweekend go some were else will ya
and get a year planner , put it up on the bed room wall  mark  out all the good stuff and work around it,then you want have this problem next year.remember when you hear im felling a bit horny hoony  check the calender for fork sake
Title: Re: hoony
Post by: Rosco400 on April 08, 2008, 04:40:40 pm
Hoony,
Ive been watching with great interest how you could pull this off, I would reckon your leverage is she has been pregnant last 9 months so she really wouldnt remeber what shes said in that time, just remind her how she said it would be OK to go away with the boys for a couple of days to this CD5 thingy and stick to your guns, she will start having self doubt what she has and hasnt said and will let you go with her blessings, maybe ::)