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Title: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 11:06:15 am
ok , I'll start the list so we can all have some guidelines so as not to offend. please add to at will.

10 minutes plus 1 lap as a standard min requirement to conduct a race ;D

folding footpegs, to be self-returning or not is the ? and does gravity fit the bill and in the meaning of self-returning.

my bikes better than yours, an oldie but a goodie ;D

? any club decision on this forum, even if they only have closed meetings and only held at race meets.

my shocks are better than yours, thats been a goodie. ;)

over to you guys  :-\



worms







Title: Re: Things where not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: vmx42 on August 09, 2011, 11:17:41 am
I have gotten into trouble for daring to have an opinion that unwittingly offended some owners of certain Spanish bikes. I really should have known better.

And I will never again wonder 'what kind of steel' Maico frames are made from.

Or will I ever again mention 'testing titanium axles' over Drunks Hill.
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 11:25:27 am
? memorial trophies and how they are to be respected,( thats a hard one, but factual)
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: EML on August 09, 2011, 11:27:05 am
Has the ability of a solo rider to passenger an outfit ever been broached???
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Curly3 on August 09, 2011, 11:53:02 am
Mocking spelling & grammer mistakes.
And I promise I'll never mention Thropies. ;)
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 11:57:14 am
thankyou!!!!!!! 8)                                                                                                       barstead! ;D
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: YZ250H on August 09, 2011, 12:09:54 pm
Never ever mention that you think the forum is a little less interesting than it used to be.  ::)
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 12:38:08 pm
iced vovo's ?          hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and a cup of earl grey
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: vmx42 on August 09, 2011, 01:16:30 pm
iced vovo's ?          hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and a cup of earl grey

…and a just a touch of shit stirring for good measure.  :o
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Lozza on August 09, 2011, 01:19:45 pm
Oil and oil ratio's...................................
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 01:21:34 pm
now that is not allowed. we are all far toooooo serious for that.

couple of other things we cant mention are.

 Victorians, nope sir-re! dont mention Victorians, as all hell will brake loose ;D

Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Mike52 on August 09, 2011, 01:25:05 pm
iced vovo's ?       

I misspelt that once , got a savage bollicking.
Will never say vovo's again.
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: firko on August 09, 2011, 01:25:34 pm
Bultaco Lobitos and the sad fact that 24 out of the last 30 posts are non VMX related.
 Everything else is OK.
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: EML on August 09, 2011, 01:30:20 pm
There's a question-Is working all night on a Bultaco bad for ones Lobito????
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Mike52 on August 09, 2011, 01:33:19 pm
Would this sort of thing be out of order ? It's just that I don't remember this happening at school.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/9999745/teacher-filmed-sex-with-student/
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 01:57:21 pm
this one is, it's just a good thing to know, what not to say regarding VMX.

like              sidecars
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Freakshow on August 09, 2011, 01:58:42 pm
Farrk she was hot,  wish i had a teacher like that in my day........  
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Slakewell on August 09, 2011, 02:02:03 pm
The actual real price of resto's
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 02:18:56 pm
how much is my bike worth, ::)


it's a maico 490  :D     

Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Canam370 on August 09, 2011, 02:22:58 pm
For Sale.
 Titanium Suzuki folding footpegs (optional springs available - unsure of metal composition) possibly pre 60 legal according to club committee. Great value to me but don't ask a price. Pick-up only. Located in Victoria. Will not deliver interstate.

        ::) 8)
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 02:30:06 pm
sorry, it's a mega 490 :D

Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: AjayVMX on August 09, 2011, 02:34:22 pm
RM125C forks.
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: KTMaico on August 09, 2011, 02:37:52 pm
"Who Stole My Pants" "Racing Without Pants" "Where's Me Pants?" "Bare Butt MX Racing" and finally "What's That Flapping"  :D
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: vmx42 on August 09, 2011, 02:39:20 pm
"Who Stole My Pants" "Racing Without Pants" "Where's Me Pants?" "Bare Butt MX Racing" and finally "What's That Flapping"  :D

…better than… finally "What's that caught in the spokes"  :o
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: TM BILL on August 09, 2011, 02:51:00 pm
Abo, Argie, Beaner,Buddhahead,Camel jockey,Cheese eating surrender monkey,Chink, Coconut, Coolie, Coon,Cracker, Curry Muncher, Darkie, Dink, Dune coon, Eyetie,Fritz, Frog, Fuzzy wuzzy,Gollywog , Gook, Greaseball, Gringo, Guido,Guinea, Honkey, Hun, Hymie, Ikey, injun, Jap, Jerry,Jigaboo, Jock, Junglebunny, Kaffir, Kraut, Limey, Monkey, Muzzie, Nignog, Nip, Northern monkey, Ocker, Oreo, Paddy, Paki, pikey, Pom, Porch monkey, Quashie, Raghead ,Red sea pedestrian,  Roundeye, Russki, Sambo, Sand nigger, Seppo, Sheeny, Slope, Sooty, Spade, spearchucker, Spic, Spook, Squarehead, Taff, Tar baby, Teapot, Thick lips , Tinker,Towelhead, Uncle tom , Wetback, Wog, Wop, Yank, Yid, Zipperhead

I think that covers it  ;D
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 02:52:49 pm
you left out victorians Bill ;)




sorry, you definetly cant mention Victorians and travell in a VMX discussion, ok
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: VMX247 on August 09, 2011, 02:54:13 pm
Hey hang on !! isnt that Nignog a drink made in a whizzing machine at Classic Dirt events  ;D
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 02:58:38 pm
how about age group racing, the young fellows wouldnt have anyone to beat then!

 
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Curly3 on August 09, 2011, 03:27:14 pm
Turd burglar, shirt lifter, bum bandit, poo jabber, freckle puncher, pillow biter, turd countersinker, fag and even poofter.
That about cover the Gaylords.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 09, 2011, 03:33:31 pm
guys, you might be getting of track, it's things we should never ever say, in a VMX related topic, tounge in cheek of course, I dont think name calling has ever occurred and sexual conitations need not be implied.

so stay on topic or I will lock it down,

the other classic is, 3 lap races, but how long are the laps??????????????
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Marc.com on August 09, 2011, 03:44:59 pm
B44s being pre 65 eligible, that gets the old guys foaming at the mouth like rabid badgers.
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: holeshot buddy on August 09, 2011, 09:19:49 pm
maicos dont turn  ;)
ts185 shocks are the best :o
 bultaco lobidos ;D
20 minute motos are the go :P
hondas are gay ;D ;D ;D
10.5 inches travel pre 78  :o
no one under 40 to ride vmx ::) :-*

i will think of some more later :)
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: David Lahey on August 09, 2011, 09:53:21 pm
For pre-65 trials bikes, are Spanish pre-65 bikes legal?
For pre-65 trials bikes, are pre-65 Japanese or pre-65 Italian carbies legal?
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 10, 2011, 05:23:56 am
junior class's ? ???  it's vintage, not day-care.

we need to stop turning VMX clubs into modern junior clubs. :-X

Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Taka 100 on August 10, 2011, 07:37:45 am
Would this sort of thing be out of order ? It's just that I don't remember this happening at school.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/9999745/teacher-filmed-sex-with-student/

i was expecting a video bummer :'(.......
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: Mike52 on August 10, 2011, 08:12:03 am
Would this sort of thing be out of order ? It's just that I don't remember this happening at school.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/9999745/teacher-filmed-sex-with-student/

i was expecting a video bummer :'(.......
There is a video Taka but I couldn't find it  :'( :'(;D
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: worms on August 11, 2011, 05:53:44 pm
TM Bills jokes :o
Title: Re: Things we are not allowed to mention in general Discussion, VMX related
Post by: bazza on August 11, 2011, 06:14:37 pm
B44s  heaven forbid, sorry father i have sinned