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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: KTMaico on July 08, 2011, 03:16:50 am
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Four year old Grand Daughter exclaims "Mums boobies are big"!! Six year old sister replies "They are Fake!!!!" Four year old then say's I wonder how there are stuck on...
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Young son was watching a group of birds. I was doing some spot the differences with him and asked what was different between the birds. I was expecting colour, size etc. Straight out and proud he declared one bird had a big pecker and the other a small pecker. I nearly fell over until I realised he was referring to their beaks! :)
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My son when he was about 4, he called MXer's "jumping bikes" and lawn mowers were "grass eaters" - not so humourous but shows the fresh, new and innocent way they look at the world.
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My 5yr old asked "Do crocadiles live in salt water?"
"Yes they do"
"Do thy live in pepper water too?"
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I remember in primary school Mum collecting me and one kid asking who the 'lady' was. I innocently set him straight...."Thats no lady, thats my Mum!" She still hasn't gotten over that........ :D
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I asked 10 year old where the shovel was,
“over by the Bon” he replied
What the hells a Bon I asked, and he pointed over to the Bonfire we had built earlier, but as it wasn’t alight yet he thought it logical that it should be called a Bon.
Couldn't argue with that.
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When my young bloke(now 18) was in preschool at about 5-6yrs old the teacher was asking all the kids whats their favourite song was at which he answered "My freinds got a girlfriend and he hate's that bitch" (by the offspring) :D teacher was cacking herself when she told the wife ::)
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young fella sitting on the wife's lap one day - I sat on the floor between her legs so we could watch something on TV together - Young fella screamed that "daddy had a hole in his head" - apparently my hair was getting a bit thin!!!!
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While serving on a Darwin base patrol boat during my time in the navy, my wife and daughter came up for holidays. The daughter was about 6 at the time and came out with a few comments that we still haven't let her forget some 20 years later. The two best ones being, "Back in Australia, where I come from ..." which she said to my flat mate who baby sat her while the wife and I went out one night. And, while we were driving thru Kakado in my 4x4 I said the stench that we could smell must be from a dead kangaroo that was beside the road, to which she responded "Dead kangaroos can't fart, Dad, you must have farted".
CJ