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Title: Caption Contest......
Post by: mx250 on June 03, 2011, 01:51:22 pm
..........just to save you from dementia  ;D.......

........and me :-[

(http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn458/mx250syd/Same%20Old%20Same%20Old/25801_351437269303_288817559303_3361112_8006131_n.jpg)

Her; "when a girl has got to go, a girl just got to go!"

Him; "but in the middle of a race?.......when I'm leading?"
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: matcho mick on June 03, 2011, 01:59:08 pm
i don't care what the other drivers think,my sides still staying painted pink, :P
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Post by: Doggy Digger on June 03, 2011, 02:38:55 pm
She says:   "Without tackle, I can get my boots this close."

He thinks:  "Damned dick."
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Post by: Curly3 on June 03, 2011, 03:15:46 pm
If I've told you once I've told you 10 times.
This is the only swinging I'm prepared to do.
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: cheapracer on June 03, 2011, 03:18:53 pm
Now I sit like this on the straights don't I .....

Oh gawwwd....
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Post by: asasin on June 03, 2011, 03:36:28 pm
"Your just not as good as the other guys, you come too fast in and dont keep it on for long enough before the exit"
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Post by: pancho on June 03, 2011, 05:10:19 pm
 "The only reason we finished in front of all those other guys is 'cause I split my pants!"
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Post by: KTMaico on June 03, 2011, 05:24:32 pm
Her:     "I like the look of that pit girl Hmmmmmm!"

Him:     "I should have known she was too good to be true, she likes racing bikes, doesn't mind the dirt and smell. Now she say's she likes girls. At least we have some things in common
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Post by: Nathan S on June 03, 2011, 09:37:09 pm
Him: I made a mess in my pants.
Her: He made a mess in his pants.

OR...

Him: Damn! In years to come, some prick is going to use something called a "computer" to "Photshop" Bluey's ugly mug into an attractive young lady's face, and its gonna look like I'm a big poof having a sook rather than trying to pick her up.
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: VMX247 on June 04, 2011, 12:13:13 am
mmmm...who the fork was suppose to get the race fuel ??
Title: Da Winner is......
Post by: mx250 on June 05, 2011, 06:31:24 am
If I've told you once I've told you 10 times.
This is the only swinging I'm prepared to do.
(http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn458/mx250syd/icons/winnergold1.gif)
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: Curly3 on June 05, 2011, 08:51:41 am
Apart from the obvious prestige, what do I get?
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Post by: SAABCOMBI on June 05, 2011, 09:11:45 am
How many times do l have to tell you, l don`t like poly woffles, Turkish delights and french Kisses.
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: GD66 on June 05, 2011, 09:20:16 am
  http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showtopic=106774&st=0&start=0  ;)
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Post by: SAABCOMBI on June 05, 2011, 11:59:54 am
Can anybody remember Peggy Hyde, she was a very quick road racer at calder back in the 60`s.
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: GD66 on June 05, 2011, 12:13:00 pm
She is still about, living in Queensland these days. She was pretty quick on a Mach III Kawasaki, then  a Yamaha TR2, particularly at Amaroo.
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: Gippslander on June 05, 2011, 04:00:31 pm
Peggy was (as the story goes) taught to roadrace by Lindsay Love from Hartwell MCC, she was fearless on the Mach III 500 -- high speed wobble and all -- Phillip Island never saw her coming and neither did the fellas when she rounded them all up for a sensational win  ;D
Title: Re: Caption Contest......
Post by: mx250 on June 05, 2011, 05:52:44 pm
Peggy cut a pretty mean line around Oran Park as well  ;) :).

Some neat pixies in this article of Peggy.


"If you're a motorcycle racing enthusiast you may remember the name Peggy Hyde.

Peggy was a competitive racer in the late sixties and early seventies, a time when only men raced motorbikes.

She was also the first woman in the world to be granted an unrestricted racing licence, but the acquisition of that licence came with a fight.

Despite good performances in her early races she was issued with a 250cc restricted licence after she revealed she was a woman.

"And this is something that would normally be done as a penalty, or for a junior..." explains Ms Hyde.

"And so I actually bypassed the Victorian committee and went to the national committee... and I got back an apology and an open licence and I had no idea at the time that this was a worldwide first".

Ms Hyde encountered all manner of discrimination during the nine years she was racing.

Newspaper articles from the time printed her bust, waist and hip measurements, and comments like "She is a natural rider, braking, cornering and handling her machine like man" were common.

Ms Hyde describes some of the journalists at the time as "quite "irritating" with their sexist questions.

"It was just because of the cultural background somehow women were supposed to be incompetent at driving and so on..."

Ms Hyde says she had a natural talent for racing and was particularly lethal through corners, likening chasing down other riders on the track to "hunting".

"For road racing in particular you don't need to have brute strength when it comes to judgement and understanding what's happening, it's silly to think that women would be less competent.."

Despite her success on the track Ms Hyde says after a time she started to question what the sport was about.

"Because it was promoting a lot of noise and fuel and after a while I started to have wider concerns about it because of the environmental issues".

"And maybe I was just getting older and more sensible".

Ms Hyde still has a motorbike licence but seldom rides these days."


http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2011/03/01/3152103.htm