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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: IT400C on May 15, 2011, 12:09:43 am
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I’ve heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Sydney, but I’ve been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin..
I said “How can you tell them apart?”
He said “Her brother’s got a moustache”
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook. I said “I can’t wait for the new 911 to arrive !”
Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk …
“I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”
To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.
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The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.
I gave a bucket of water.
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With the recent demise of Osama Bin-Laden ASIO has decided to release the names of a few "indigenous australian" terror suspects believed to be in the Alice springs region,
they are as follows....
Hasee Bin-Drinkin'
Hazz Bin-Dealin'
Shure Bin-Bludgin'
Kinda Bin-Thievin'
although the wherabouts of Aynt Bin-Workin' has eluded them thus far
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The CIA has released more info about the raid on Osama's house.
Amazingly his DNA has tested as 52% coconut, 24% cocoa, 18% sugar and 6% milk.
Experts believe its because of the huge bounty on his head....
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...
but she did.