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Title: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: mx250 on May 12, 2011, 08:20:51 am
http://www.gizmag.com/roxxxy-us7000-sex-robot/14063/

 ;D. This is the future?? - do you laugh or cry :-[.

I got a few laughs. The Copy Writer has done himself/herself proud. "....as well as move her private areas inside when she is being “utilized” to deliver an unforgettable erotic experience." (I love the being “utilized”  ;D). What exactly is that "unforgettable experience"? Total, unmitigated embarrassment?

And there are other classics................. ;D

It will probably 'take off', after all kids today seem to prefer Playstation MX compared to actually doing it  :-[.
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Nathan S on May 12, 2011, 08:47:22 am
What were you looking for when you found this?  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: firko on May 12, 2011, 09:25:00 am
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What were you looking for when you found this? 
My thoughts as well ???
Graeme, I'm starting to think that you may need to get away from the computer  and back out into the shed and finish that bloody Montesa ;D.

*The robot cirl is a cutie though ;D
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: GEORGE on May 12, 2011, 09:48:19 am
There's a bloke on here who would swap a 83 KX500 for 1  :D

What do you think Ted, your type  ???

                      GEORGE
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: TeeBone on May 12, 2011, 10:03:19 am
Roxxxy seems as animated as my 1st wife......but cost me a whole heap more!
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: mx250 on May 12, 2011, 10:05:35 am
It found me. ;) , Honest  ;D.

It was posted to the Gizmag site, as you can see ::).

I didn't believe the article about "Robotic tongue developed for online kissing" and there was this. :-[
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Lozza on May 12, 2011, 10:30:21 am
The talking versions didn't sell to well apparently............................... :-X.

Wouldn't want a job in the warranty claims or maintenance workshop , yeeeesssshhhhh.
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Slakewell on May 12, 2011, 12:27:36 pm
AS soon as they make one that washes cleans etc, I can see trouble.
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on May 12, 2011, 01:29:32 pm
sorry - not interested in sharing with you either ;D Lozza
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: suzuki43 on May 12, 2011, 01:38:48 pm
sorry - not interested in sharing with you either ;D Lozza
Ross, its a female doll,hence the wrong sex for you,old mate. ;)
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Tossa on May 12, 2011, 01:54:55 pm
One good love bite and it'll fart and fly out the window.

If you pay a bit more it talks to you, they got an ex telephone recording person for the tape

"At the third stroke"
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: cheapracer on May 12, 2011, 02:49:38 pm
Any word on sheep models in the future?
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: vmx42 on May 12, 2011, 04:32:24 pm
Nothing says 'cool' down at the Tattoo parlour than a hot sex doll!!! I wonder if you can get a model with a 'tramp stamp' on her back.  ;D

http://www.gizmag.com/roxxxy-us7000-sex-robot/14063/picture/109796/
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on May 12, 2011, 04:35:28 pm
Now Craig - your insulting people got you into trouible on other threads - don't push me buddy - you never know what I'll do  ;D  Hey - did you say you weren't able to come across for the Nats?
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: cheapracer on May 12, 2011, 04:40:13 pm
Nothing says 'cool' down at the Tattoo parlour than a hot sex doll!!! I wonder if you can get a model with a 'tramp stamp' on her back.  ;D


I had a blow up sex doll once and decided she would look much cooler with a tat so I took her to the Tat Parlour and as soon as the work started on her she went down on me.
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: suzuki43 on May 12, 2011, 04:49:29 pm
Now Craig - your insulting people got you into trouible on other threads - don't push me buddy - you never know what I'll do  ;D  Hey - did you say you weren't able to come across for the Nats?
Sorry Rosco,but you were too easy a target.Whats the bet the doll would instantly start nagging as soon as you get it home!
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Curly3 on May 12, 2011, 04:57:47 pm
Don't put a ring on its finger, it'll malfunction imediately.
You're a worry Graeme :D ;D
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: Lozza on May 12, 2011, 06:59:12 pm
I bet every one of the Roxxy 700SUX sold was purchased on behalf of a 'friend'  ;) Wonder where they hide it when their Mum's come over to do their washing?
Title: Re: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old.
Post by: ted on May 12, 2011, 07:09:24 pm
There's a bloke on here who would swap a 83 KX500 for 1 

What do you think Ted, your type 

                      GEORGE

I don`t know buddy, Why don`t you give me a call ( or better still aim up ) and find out what i think....


Yep...Your right Ricky....he`s a WANKER