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Title: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 08:53:43 am
(http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo263/ozmaico/cid_6D8820D896564D0D8BB429557C53CCFDnimmo-1.jpg)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:05:06 am
i heard she got married to monty nut
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:07:59 am
She keeps trying to escape up to Sydeney for some obscure reason. Her frail heart goes out to some love of hers up there (or in her words "I go give love guy serious bang-bang").
Things were good when she was tryin' to bang all the earth-moving machinery around here but since she started subscribing to BMX Magazine I've had to resort to nailing her feet to the floor of her kennell.
(Sigh) How's a guy supposed to make a buck..... :-[
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:11:25 am
i suppose were going to dumbgeon  :P again
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:14:19 am
Quick. Let's start talking about Weslake Healey's or bicycles or rugby or stuff. That seems to get under the radar.......
Speaking of push-bikes, they've gone a bit quiet on that lately. :-\
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:22:39 am
what ever happened to suzuki foot pegs ;D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:23:22 am
or the sth australia side car wars
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:23:54 am
I dunno but I reckon' I've got about a weeks worth of bar-pads in me.....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:26:23 am
who could forget  david alsops ebay experiences   funny shit that
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:27:05 am
Or why people that protest about handle-bar mounts shouldn't be shoved into the front door of the 'Dykes on Bikes' clubrooms wearing a sign saying "Ophra's a bit of a mole"....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:29:39 am
Ah well. At least that pic of Firko in the Santa outfit gets put up religuosly every year. That always makes me smile. I usually go out and drown some kittens once that one comes up.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /what gives ross
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:30:45 am
ji gantors welding for idiots with the weekly email updates
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:32:39 am
I miss the little guy :'(.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:33:49 am
the freakshow loves walter show ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:34:31 am
The big guy didn't get birthday wishes this year! Musn't have much to give away these days.....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:35:07 am
The river of tears about block-passing.....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:37:42 am
Russel Ingal can get F*ucked ,made me smile ::)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:38:42 am
"Why Montesa's are shit" by a magazine art director and a professor of atomic fusion (hey two degrees is pretty serious stuff!)....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:41:16 am
CD8 Venue Guessing game  (Read 2800 times)  :P
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:41:52 am
Why Connondale is the only track in Australia that anyone could ever seriously consider riding on bar none
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:43:04 am
"Victorians are all arseholes because The Nats was so crap"

That was a pearler....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:46:08 am
"Why modern four strokes are shit"
By guys that don't even ride 'em.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:49:19 am
Numerous variations on the theme of:
Why can't I ride my modified Pre85 bike in Evo/ I've built a replice Evo works bike, why can't I ride it/ Why can't I run upside down forks in Pre 75?????
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:50:06 am
and this beauty from ji
http://ozvmx.com/community/index.php?topic=13868.0
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:51:57 am
now one i havent seen is who,s got a googomobile ;D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 09:53:09 am

and this beauty from ji
http://ozvmx.com/community/index.php?topic=13868.0


Yes that was great stuff. It's gunna be hard to pick a winner here.

Champagne VMX foruming.....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 09:57:46 am
is that a knock on the door .hello grim reaper
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Davey Crocket on December 12, 2010, 10:01:00 am
You 2 blokes are on fire at the moment....reminds me of those 2 old farts on the muperts up on the balcony.....you've forgotten about the pre 2000 shit.....ya give Nathan a bone and he wont let go!! ;D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 10:02:54 am
what about (THIS ONES A KEEPER  BY  DAVID 46)   TALK ABOUT PISS IN MY POCKET :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:05:55 am
"10 reasons why I'll never sell this KTM 125 Enduro" by the same author I think......
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 10:07:33 am
MY NEW QUEEN .SAME AUTHOR ;)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:09:24 am
"Wild horses couldn't drag this Bultaco away from me"......
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 10:10:05 am
THIS IS A BEAUTY   ,GET THAT RING OFF CONFIDENCE  ;D

http://ozvmx.com/community/index.php?topic=15877.0
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:17:03 am
"What I love about Harleys"........
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:22:45 am
"What I love about Sprites/Amercan Eagles/other bizarre beings we've never heard of...."
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:25:37 am
"I've paid 500 bucks for a bike and the bloody things got a torn seat. I want my money back/a curse placed on the seller/United Nations intervention....."
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 10:26:41 am
I ACTUALLY LIKE THE SPRITE THINGY.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:29:39 am
That's it. I'm outa here....... 8)
See ya next week.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 10:47:55 am
Oh one last thing.
How the hell did 43Suzuki see through my clever attempt at espionage and work out I'd changed my idendity? That floored me that... ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Canam370 on December 12, 2010, 10:49:57 am
I see red, I see red, I see red.................
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: KB171 on December 12, 2010, 10:58:28 am
      AHH, A PLEASNT SUNDAY MORNIN  ;D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: matcho mick on December 12, 2010, 12:51:21 pm
here in status cymbal land, ::),you want 3 laps with that?? :P
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: suzuki43 on December 12, 2010, 03:06:15 pm
How about why Ross Nimmo is the most hated man this side of Todd Applegate???
Ah buggar it, its the festive season.Merry Xmas Ross, I trust that all your pent up issues (people slagging off Montys and discussing non VMX subjects), don't give you a stroke.

As for me,anything posted by Evil Rudy were my 2010 highlights.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 12, 2010, 03:31:28 pm
How about why Ross Nimmo is the most hated man this side of Todd Applegate???

Not quite true fella. My family like me. I have a pretty good circle of friends and the people I work for can't get enough of me. So you're a little out of whack there.
If however, you're relating to the people that frequent this place, well then I really couldn't give a toss so that doesn't really count either.
No. I dont spend my days trying to impress people with a false impression of myself. It can't be done. The real person always shines through.

We can all see you mate...... :-[
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: suzuki43 on December 12, 2010, 03:51:10 pm
[No. I dont spend my days trying to impress people with a false impression of myself. It can't be done. The real person always shines through.

We can all see you mate...... :-[[/color]
[/quote]
Yes Ross that certainly is true.Merry Xmas mate.I dont give a crap what you think,but I dont wish you or anyone any ill will,lives too short.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Tim754 on December 12, 2010, 06:32:23 pm
 Ummm Who is Todd Applegate?
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: DR on December 12, 2010, 07:01:41 pm
Tim, Todd is a US vmx guy that has reportedly shafted a few over the years. Promises everything and delivers nothing they say :-\ truth is I've been in correspondence with Todd maybe a few times a year over the past 5 or 6 years and the emails have always been pleasent and nothing suspicious with no buying or selling ever seriously mentioned. I don't have any issues with the guy ;)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: suzuki43 on December 12, 2010, 07:25:18 pm
Hi Tim,
Sorry mate,some of us(edited to cure a potential Nimmo stroke) who have been around a while (I am not implying that you haven't-so please dont take offence-nor do I mean it to be a competition or badge of honour) know about  Todd; the following explains who he  is.....

http://www.vitalmx.com/forums/Old-School-Moto,22/Honda-Elsinore,291004
but needless to say he is a serial US VMX  pest.In hindsight,he is  a gentleman and a scholar compared to poor old angry pills Nimmo.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: TM BILL on December 12, 2010, 08:00:16 pm
Tim dont feel bad , obviously im a total novice to this VMX thing to , as i dont know Todd Applegate either  ::) obviously us newbies need to pay more attention and try to keep up with the high flyers  ;)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Davey Crocket on December 12, 2010, 08:07:20 pm
Yea, I thought they where talking about some gay, poofter dancer that they hang out with.... ???
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: suzuki43 on December 12, 2010, 08:18:33 pm
Ha ha, if I am a high flyer that must make you guys Bill Gates and Richard Branson.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Davey Crocket on December 12, 2010, 08:44:35 pm
Good come back homo. ;D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 12, 2010, 08:53:29 pm
another ji gantor moment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp8QjRGuWVE
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: 090 on December 12, 2010, 08:59:14 pm
Is this the Paul and angry man show?
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: suzuki43 on December 12, 2010, 09:01:58 pm
Is this the Paul and angry man show?
Looks like it mate,and it appears that the length of your old fella is proportional to your length of VMX service-for the record that theory makes mine 10 inches (years).
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: JohnnyO on December 12, 2010, 09:29:04 pm
Is this the Paul and angry man show?
The boys are on fire... pretty much sums up 2010 on here
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: firko on December 12, 2010, 10:45:58 pm
Bah Humbug!...I was going to ignore posting on this particular thread but seeing you fellas are having so much fun, I feel I have to join in.
As a special end of year treat, I'm tickled pink to get a couple of special mentions in this well scripted little gem from two of our more popular members. Great effort chaps ;).I'm honoured to be mentioned as one of the evil pricks that have ruined this forum during 2010 and I hope to keep my standards at a similar or even lower level in 2011.  I'd like to wish you all a merry Christmas by rehashing my old ' Santa and Maico, Mt Selwyn 2002' photo for your Christmas joy....Peace and Love to you All.
           (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1062154/santa%20snow.JPG)

P.S. I thought the legend of Todd Appelgate was now considered common vintage folklore. The blokes a role model for dodgy up and comers. ::)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: 090 on December 13, 2010, 06:39:37 am
Is this the Paul and angry man show?
The boys are on fire... pretty much sums up 2010 on here
The shit content is definitely up for 2010 . I used to go through 90% of threads but now about 10-20%.


"I've paid 500 bucks for a bike and the bloody things got a torn seat. I want my money back/a curse placed on the seller/United Nations intervention....."
I take it that one was for me?
If it is, slightly off as it was 8k and a little more than a ripped seat. The truth can get in the way of a good rant though.
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 13, 2010, 07:32:22 am
No it wasn't particularly aimed at you Brad (I had half an idea it would be taken that way with that CZ thing though). No it's a blanket thing thrown over people (self included) who feel they've been duped/robbed/ripped off in some particular transaction. Any of us that sell anything can be veiwed as taking someone down if the recipricant of said item doesn't see the same item in the light of the seller.

Just one of those things that goes with the territory. I've been ravaged by such experiences over the years (as a buyer) but I just chalk it down to experience and get on with the show....

None of the above was scripted. It's just the way it all spewed out one Sunday morning.


As for Todd Aplegate. I thought he must have been some sort of American footy player...... ::)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 13, 2010, 07:57:23 am
Bah Humbug!...I was going to ignore posting on this particular thread but seeing you fellas are having so much fun, I feel I have to join in.
As a special end of year treat, I'm tickled pink to get a couple of special mentions in this well scripted little gem from two of our more popular members. Great effort chaps ;).I'm honoured to be mentioned as one of the evil pricks that have ruined this forum during 2010 and I hope to keep my standards at a similar or even lower level in 2011.  I'd like to wish you all a merry Christmas by rehashing my old ' Santa and Maico, Mt Selwyn 2002' photo for your Christmas joy....Peace and Love to you All.
           (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1062154/santa%20snow.JPG)

P.S. I thought the legend of Todd Appelgate was now considered common vintage folklore. The blokes a role model for dodgy up and comers. ::)
i for one would like to see firko being towed on the snow ski by the maico  :o
i
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Tim754 on December 13, 2010, 07:57:03 pm
yep :D the tired 2010 brain had filed the Todd thing in the must forget bin, all is lovingly recalled now.
 Hey happy Sunday morning spew outers here is a personal tip, get a job that entails every Sunday working like me, takes a lot of the enraged lumpy swollen testicle fires out of having to go to nasty VMX meetings ;) Cheers Tim754

"Looks like it mate,and it appears that the length of your old fella is proportional to your length of VMX forum service-for the record that theory makes mine 10 inches (years)."
 Shit thought I been on this forum more than 2.4 years???? >:(
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 24, 2010, 06:12:12 pm
Shit i nearly forgot!
The "most hated guy on OzVMX" getting just a small sample of his collection of bikes on MXTV. I bet I know a guy that was pissed about that!!! :D :D :D
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 24, 2010, 06:21:30 pm
got mine on first ;)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Captain Bilko on December 24, 2010, 06:26:03 pm
Ummmmm. Funny. I must have missed the bit where they talked to you!? ???

I did see Stew's Maicos on there (very nice they were too). Never saw the episode about yours....
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 24, 2010, 06:28:37 pm
smoke and mirrors  i just lent them to him for the day lol
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Hoony on December 24, 2010, 06:50:04 pm
got mine on first ;)

beat you both to it  ;)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: paul on December 24, 2010, 07:09:08 pm
yep  you did  so you take the mantle from ross ;)
Title: Re: maico girls been quiet /that was 2010
Post by: Hoony on December 24, 2010, 07:19:51 pm
yep  you did  so you take the mantle from ross ;)

a Shallow Victory  ::)