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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: shorelinemc on October 15, 2010, 01:40:31 pm
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1.owners of exotica such as CCM,HL,METISSE,CHENEY ETC WILL BE PENALISED 100 M.BUGGER IT WE WILL INCLUDE MAICO OWNERS TOO!
2.IF YOU HAVE WON A TITLE YOU CAN GO BACK 200M .TO THINK OF IT IF YOU HAVE WON A RACE IN THE LAST YOU CAN GO BACK TOO! BRAD GOES BACK 200 M PER TITLE :D
3.IF YOU HAVE DONE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING IN THE OFF SEASON GO BACK 50M PER ITEM
GO TO THE GYM REGULARY,EXERCISID,JOGGED
NOT EATEN KFC,MACCAS ETC
CHANGE THE TV BY HAND
4.IF YOU HAVE SERVICED AND WASHED YOUR BIKE AT THE END OF THE SEASON GO BACK 20M
5.IF YOU HAVE GIVEN UP SMOKES OR ALCOHOL GO BACK 50M FOR EACH
6.IF YOU WEIGH OVER 90KG ADVANCE 50M FOR EVERY ADDITIONAL 10KG ADAVANCE 20M
7.IF YOU RIDE A BULTACO ADVANCE 50M
8.IF YOU HAVE FINISHED REBUILDING YOUR BIKE AT 6.00AM RACE DAY ADVANCE 50M
9.IF YOU HAVE DRUNK A 6PACK THENIGHT BEFORE ADVANCE 50M FOR EVERY STUBBY OVER GIVE YOUR SELF ANOTHER PER -SPIRIT DRINKERS PLEASE DOUBLE
10.IF YOU BREAK RULES2,3,4,5,HAVE COMPLETED 9 ANDD WEIGH OVER 100KG YOU MAY RIDE YOUR OPEN CLASS BIKE IN THE 125 CLASS ;D
I WAS CLEANING UP AND FOUND THIS IN AN OLD QVMX NEWSLETTER IHAD FORGOTTEN I HAD WRITTEN
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that sounds about right, but you can add an extra for Rossvickicampbell aka "Fatboy slim"
for every uniform change back 100 mtetres
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VMX = Vintage Mathematics eXperts. ;) ;D.
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Whatever you do don't penalise or ridicule Montessa's. You know what will happen! Cheers Jerry
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hang on , this is what we've been looking for, can it be forwarded to MA for ratifacation.
Well done Robin
Cheers Worms
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All trailers attending must have neat titanium welds ;D
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please note bultaco please dopnt take offense i was riding a bully when i wrote and even got the lucas prince of darkness award that year
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What's a Montessa Jery? ::)
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No ones ever aquused me of been a good speler. Cheers Jerry
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What's a Montessa Jery? ::)
The missing 'r', intentional? :)
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3,6 and 9 apply to shoreline, I on the other hand have only taken up smoking and drinking since the first time I met him, so these rules dont apply to underweight, smokers, drinkers, montesa riders who also own a sidecar, I think thats cleared it up :-\
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Your rite 2r's in spelerr
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Wel dun :)
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re rule #9,if it's a carton of bundie,dose that mean i can win the race with out actually fronting the starter 8),especially if we stick to 3 lappers for non national "recreational" racing ::)
i don't think maicos should be included in rule 1,most i've noted lately have to be push started,(could be the lack of nicotine factor ;)) :P
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re rule #9,if it's a carton of bundie,dose that mean i can win the race with out actually fronting the starter 8),especially if we stick to 3 lappers for non national "recreational" racing ::)
i don't think maicos should be included in rule 1,most i've noted lately have to be push started,(could be the lack of nicotine factor ;)) :P
Please read the radified amendment section 7a under rule 9, this qualifies the status of the afore stated and post mentioned agreement that the pre said arangement was under reform and put before the commision to clear up the matter, please dont confuse anyone
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Tree hugger,if it's still reforming,the amendment cannot be ratified ;D, :P
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rancho rick please note that section 7b rule 9 paragraph 3.1 clearly states that no radification notice can be officialy confirmed untill the reform process has been overturned by the radification panel, Am I making myself clear?
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bugger i've rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooouuuuuttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :P
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is that bundy---matcho mick..friday yiiiipppeeee 8)