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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: paul on January 11, 2008, 03:30:43 pm

Title: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: paul on January 11, 2008, 03:30:43 pm: http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23037396-5005961,00.html
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: DJRacing on January 11, 2008, 03:42:42 pm: Wow a whole weeks lamb-a-thon, you boys better get your velcro gloves out ;D, but I bet ya dont go the distance ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: cyclegod on January 11, 2008, 04:28:20 pm: Quote from: DJRacing on January 11, 2008, 03:42:42 pm
Wow a whole weeks lamb-a-thon, you boys better get your velcro gloves out ;D, but I bet ya dont go the distance ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

They would have to catch them first! aren't they only getting nearly two to the acre?

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Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: DJRacing on January 11, 2008, 04:49:38 pm: They would have to catch them first! aren't they getting nearly two to the acre?
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A joke for ya.

A kiwi and an Aussie are driving along a country road when the kiwi spots a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.
The Kiwi being a kiwi says "stop the car, ya can never past up a free one, ya gotta try it just once"
The aussie replies "No way mate, I'll never get me head threw that fence"
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: Wombat on January 12, 2008, 12:37:41 pm: On the sheep lovin' thing...
In OZ we reckon the Kiwis are sheep shaggers.
In South Africa the Yarpies accuse the Aussies of being sheep shaggers.
I think wherever you go in this World each Nation will accuse another of being sheep shaggers.
Here's my theory - Sheep are SLUTS!
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: Maicojames on January 12, 2008, 12:49:33 pm: LMAO-too bad we can't have laughs like this on US message boards ;D ;D ;D

Baaaaaa!!! Baaaaaaaa!!!! Aaaaarreee Yoouuuu Maaaaa Daaaaaddy?
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: DJRacing on January 12, 2008, 12:56:26 pm: Wombat, are you calling my Baabaraa a slut ;). Life is harsh, your sheep shouldnt be. ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: 090 on January 13, 2008, 11:26:02 am: :-*

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Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: DJRacing on January 13, 2008, 11:45:46 am: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: yzhilly on January 13, 2008, 11:57:16 am: Hey you gotta draw the line somewhere .
Title: Re: just when you thought it safe to cross from to nz to aus .mr dj raceing
Post by: bingil 6 on January 13, 2008, 12:02:43 pm: Quess; What's the worst thing about making love to a sheep ? Ans; running around the front to kiss it