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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: paul on November 27, 2007, 12:23:37 am
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i woke up the other day feeling very depressed
so i rang life line and was put through to a call center in pakistan
and explained to them i was very suicidial
they were very exited at the news
and wanted to know if i could fly a plane or drive a big truck ;D ;D
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Hah have you got that number handy paul after reading election result i might give them a call .
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;) ;) Mate , for a job like that it might be worth racing out and signing a Workplace agreement before the new PM cans 'em. Cheers, T250
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On the subject of call centres - I took a call the other day and after the usual telltale delay some Hindustani (hope we haven't got any on the forum, lol - DOUBT IT!!!) comes on and after grappling with my sirname got the biggest bollicking from me.
I told him he had interupted the best daytime sex I had ever had and that he should be ashamed of himself and slammed the phone. I felt pretty pleased with myself and went back to what I was doing on the mill, lol !!!
Slamming makes one feel at one with the universe !!!
See you at the back of the pack in '08 ;)
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I just ask the hindustani just to hold the line a minute, put them on hold,pick the phone up after 5 mins, if there still there, put em on hold and so on. Its just like driving 150 metres past a hitchhiker, wait for em to run to the car, then drive off just before they get to you, i think im getting sicker sense of humour as iam getting older ;D
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They have been very persistent about phoning here, politely asking them to not do so and telling them to f**k off had no effect, but NOW I keep my Faulk's HV-99 High Volume Duck Call beside the phone, and when the monologue begins, a 4-second burst at full stick certainly seems to get it done ! PS How do you get a fat bird into bed ? Piece of cake....... :o