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Offline YUMASTEPSIDE

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Aussie ingenuity.........good and bad
« on: October 16, 2007, 06:48:19 AM »
   It never ceases to amaze me.........bush mechanics come up with the most amazing feats of engineering mastery to solve the seemingly unsolvable....and then there's these............



    Those are tek-screws holding the guard to the seat!




    I have actually seen a bloke who cut the plastic number plate off an IT headlight and tek-screwed it to his helmet for a peak !!!

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 07:17:15 AM »
You've got to love the rubber front guard. That bugger would never break on ya. You'd have a shitload of bush remedies like those in that amazing yard of yours wouldn't you Roger? Anybody got any more?

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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2007, 08:24:08 AM »
I de-coked a DT250 piston as part of a tune up. Hit the top of the piston with the wire wheel of the bench grinder and 'what this grey stuff under the black'  ???. There was a  hole in the piston as big as a 20 cent piece filled in with yucky putty of one type or the other  ::).

Not my bike; put it back in. Run fine. Couldn't pick the difference. I know it run for many thousands of k's of trail riding without faulty. 8)

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Re: Aussie ingenuity.........good and bad
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2007, 09:14:14 AM »
i wonder if that front guard is available in different tread patterns?
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2007, 04:10:42 PM »
What pattern ya want? Sporty ,Winter, Off roader, Truck, Slick, any one you like*! just send me $500.00 each* and I will  post back for free. ( Please allow couple of days for me to visit dump, source correct style and manufacture........* Knobbies $1000.00 Surcharge  Tim ;)
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2007, 04:34:43 PM »
Truth beknow they are all Rogers creationns-  right roggy :)
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Re: Aussie ingenuity.........good and bad
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2007, 08:53:21 PM »
i hate this stuff! :) i gotta fix all those sort of bodgy jobs someone once thought was good at the time. im sure everyones had the old gearlever/kickstarter welded to the shafts problem but they are certainly not the worst you can come across!!!
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2007, 11:26:39 PM »
im sure everyones had the old gearlever/kickstarter welded to the shafts ......
or the counter shaft sprocket  ::) >:(

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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2007, 08:07:45 AM »
had an RM125 with the exhaust and engine mounts welded to the frame.. that was a goody..those dang bolts are always falling out..had a screw driver for a rear mount too..it was hammered in there nice and tight  :D
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2007, 09:02:40 PM »
I don't know whats so funny about the tyre mud guard, I had one of those on my Honda Dream back in 75. It was always a drama keeping it running on both cylinders but that rear guard never gave me any trouble. More unbreakable than a Preston Petty ;D


My dad was one of the best (worst?) for bush engineering with his countless projects. Ever since I can remember we had this BSA engine (M20 I think) in the back of the shed that he had turned into a stationary engine. It had no other purpose in life than to brought out into daylight every couple of years, started up & left to vibrate it's way around the floor for 15 minutes then put to the back of the shed again.
Hasn't been running now for a couple of decades, must start it up & tell my son it's a family tradition.


One time he wanted to build a sidecar for his Goldwing as he had this thing for sidecars that only Tim could understand ;D
He couldn't build just any old sidecar though, his had to have a steering  sidecar wheel. He pieced it together from old car tie-rod ends for linkages, a stub axle from a car & whatever else was laying around.


Complete with leaf spring.


Then he had  to reduce the "trail" to help it steer.
"Finesse" & "state of the art" were not words I ever heard in a sentence with my father.


One day his false teeth broke, the plate broke in half, & he had a quote of a couple hundred dollars to replace them (this was decades ago). Bugger that  he said, I can bloody make my own for much cheaper.
A few days later I came home to find a Holden bell housing that I was saving for no particular reason out the front of the shed with a piece smashed out of it. Shit, what happend to that I thought as I looked in the shed. Here was dad waving the oxy over a small steel pot on a long handle, he finished of a can of Diet-Ale then crushed it & put that in the pot too. What are you doing I asked nervously, "mahing my mew feef" he said while speaking without teeth.
Seemed he had glued his old plate back together to use to make a sand mold, He poured them a few times till he had a good cast with no porosity cavities(all puns intended) He then sanded them with wet & dry & got them chromed.
We called him "jaws" after the guy in the Bond films, allthough I don't know if anyone called him that to his face ;D
He eventually had to get a proper set as they turned out to be too heavy to keep in place.
We buried dad just over a year ago now but I kept his teeth & they take pride of place on the mantle piece.

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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2007, 09:35:21 PM »
 ;D ;D
"Bugger that I can make my own for much cheaper"
What a classic, with those chrome gnashers he would have been the envy of every wannabe gangster rapper.

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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2007, 10:34:52 PM »
 Great yarn, GMC, a ripper ! Re the stationary engine, my dad had one identical right down to the fuel tank and the rusty-can style muffler, except he had it hooked up by belt to an enormous saw blade which he would fire up 3 or 4 times each winter for the firewood, you could hear the blade whistling two blocks away as the mighty single roared, from memory it had a butterfly carb with a large, clear sight glass float bowl. Thanks for sharing, brought back a happy grin..
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2007, 07:24:46 AM »
sounds like your old man was a true aussie character !
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2007, 09:40:08 AM »
Great dad inventions ,keep them going GMC.
My dad has shorn sheep in WA all his life .When he bought a small property he had no means of shearing his own sheep.As most old blokes do he sat on a drum and rubbed his chin.  :o Then spotted the whipper snipper.
Don't have photo, but he modified the shaft and attached his shearing head to it.The motor is tied to a post above where he shears.He just has to stand on that drum to start it. 8)
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2007, 11:19:55 AM »
Someone was throwing out an old stationary engine, Bamford I think, so my Dad grabbed it & restored it. It was a water cooled model so he stuck a Mini radiator to it, it sat doing nothing for a while until the motor on the bench grinder shit itself, it was an old school belt driven unit. So he attached the Bamford to a shaft down the middle of the shed & the bench grinder was then belt driven from this. Everytime you wanted to grind something you had to get the crank handle & wind the beast up. The only thing worse than starting it was trying to stop it. You had to press a button on the magneto, but with it's big flywheels it kept rolling on for ages, if your finger got tired from holding the button down & it was still turning over at 0.5 RPM it would bloody fire back into life again. It ended up easier just to grab a file.
The old thumper did sound great though.


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he modified the shaft and attached his shearing head to it.
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he had it hooked up by belt to an enormous saw blade
Great to hear some other fathers were as bad as mine and I was not alone.
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