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Offline FAT-TOY

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« on: August 13, 2018, 12:52:49 PM »
I just had a Physical.
The doctor said, " Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
He said " No fatty, don't eat anything!"

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Re: physical
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2018, 04:59:00 PM »
a gem ;D

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Re: physical
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2018, 05:00:43 PM »
doing rehab (cardio),according to them,a slice of bacon = 1 ciggy,rather depressing thought I, :P
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Re: physical
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2018, 05:26:44 PM »
jesus, i ate a whole pack a few weeks back
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Re: physical
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2018, 05:37:09 PM »
But who rolls & smokes their bacon rather than eat it?

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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2018, 08:39:22 PM »
My wife keeps telling me about all the servo's that have the cheapest fuel so I went into one of them the other day and put $20 worth in.
When I went to pay it still cost me $20
I don't think she knows what she is talking about.
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Re: physical
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2018, 11:48:18 PM »
so $20 of cheap fuel should only cost $15 when you pay for it?and a further $5 off for paying cash instead of plastic

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Re: physical
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2018, 08:19:02 AM »
I just had a Physical.
The doctor said, " Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
He said " No fatty, don't eat anything!"

   Zane

I had to do a work physical last week. The company doctor asked for a urine, sperm and stool sample.

I was in a hurry so asked i i could just leave them my jocks ....  :o

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Re: physical
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2018, 05:47:49 PM »
granpa joke Alex... ;) not even a dad joke ::)

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Re: physical
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2018, 07:09:09 PM »
Geezzz, tough audience tonight  ;)