Author Topic: I'm Just So Pleased I'm Old. (Read 2125 times)

mx250 · « **on:** May 12, 2011, 08:20:51 AM »

http://www.gizmag.com/roxxxy-us7000-sex-robot/14063/

. This is the future?? - do you laugh or cry

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I got a few laughs. The Copy Writer has done himself/herself proud. "....as well as move her private areas inside when she is being “utilized” to deliver an unforgettable erotic experience." (I love the being “utilized”

). What exactly is that "unforgettable experience"? Total, unmitigated embarrassment?

And there are other classics.................

It will probably 'take off', after all kids today seem to prefer Playstation MX compared to actually doing it

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Nathan S · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2011, 08:47:22 AM »

What were you looking for when you found this?

firko · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2011, 09:25:00 AM »

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What were you looking for when you found this?

My thoughts as well

Graeme, I'm starting to think that you may need to get away from the computer and back out into the shed and finish that bloody Montesa

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*The robot cirl is a cutie though

GEORGE · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2011, 09:48:19 AM »

There's a bloke on here who would swap a 83 KX500 for 1

What do you think Ted, your type

GEORGE

TeeBone · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2011, 10:03:19 AM »

Roxxxy seems as animated as my 1st wife......but cost me a whole heap more!

mx250 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2011, 10:05:35 AM »

It found me.

, Honest

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It was posted to the Gizmag site, as you can see

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I didn't believe the article about "Robotic tongue developed for online kissing" and there was this.

Lozza · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2011, 10:30:21 AM »

The talking versions didn't sell to well apparently...............................

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Wouldn't want a job in the warranty claims or maintenance workshop , yeeeesssshhhhh.

Slakewell · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2011, 12:27:36 PM »

AS soon as they make one that washes cleans etc, I can see trouble.

Rossvickicampbell · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2011, 01:29:32 PM »

sorry - not interested in sharing with you either

Lozza

suzuki43 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2011, 01:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Rossvickicampbell on May 12, 2011, 01:29:32 PM

sorry - not interested in sharing with you either Lozza

Ross, its a female doll,hence the wrong sex for you,old mate.

Tossa · « **Reply #10 on:** May 12, 2011, 01:54:55 PM »

One good love bite and it'll fart and fly out the window.

If you pay a bit more it talks to you, they got an ex telephone recording person for the tape

"At the third stroke"

cheapracer · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2011, 02:49:38 PM »

Any word on sheep models in the future?

vmx42 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2011, 04:32:24 PM »

Nothing says 'cool' down at the Tattoo parlour than a hot sex doll!!! I wonder if you can get a model with a 'tramp stamp' on her back.

http://www.gizmag.com/roxxxy-us7000-sex-robot/14063/picture/109796/

Rossvickicampbell · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2011, 04:35:28 PM »

Now Craig - your insulting people got you into trouible on other threads - don't push me buddy - you never know what I'll do

Hey - did you say you weren't able to come across for the Nats?

cheapracer · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2011, 04:40:13 PM »

Quote from: vmx42 on May 12, 2011, 04:32:24 PM

Nothing says 'cool' down at the Tattoo parlour than a hot sex doll!!! I wonder if you can get a model with a 'tramp stamp' on her back.

I had a blow up sex doll once and decided she would look much cooler with a tat so I took her to the Tat Parlour and as soon as the work started on her she went down on me.

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